Speaking class

EPISODE 5-THE DOCTRINE AND SPEAKING TECHNIQUES OF TERRORISTS

in which we were taught how to make ransom demands and learn about the way our captors live their lives

day 100 of my captivity, yesterday we were taken to a building different than our usual arena and learning place. in this place we were subjected to torture in order to make us more receptive to the rules and doctrine forced upon us, things such as the beliefs of our captors, we were also forced to learn code names for each other and then use means of silent communication to work together. tonight we are going to a event where they try to get the most downtrodden of the captives to join their ranks, little do they realize that this is giving me a opportunity to recruit others to my side and free many prisoners from their bonds. AHHHH YE OLDE ENGLISH, IT IS MINE OWN PLEASURE TO SPEAKTH IN THIS GREAT AND NOBLE TONGUE OF THE LORDS OF THE CRUSADES!