The wilderness

day 81 of my captivity, the last few days have been unusual, as we were taken out to this camp out in the wilderness and forced to pump water and learn about nature, i can only conclude that they are training us to be a terrorist group that will unleashed upon unsuspecting targets. ALL THE RULES MUST BE BROKEN, ALL OF THEM.... oh wait there are some that we're supposed to follow? NEVER MIND, BREAK ONLY SOME OF THE RULES, YEAH!!!