Tedious digging

day 63 of my captivity, i have abandoned the tunnel as it was taking too long and i must escape quickly if i am to free the children from their bondage. MICROBES... SOIL... GARDENING.... HMMM YES, OF MUCH INTEREST ARE THESE SUBJECTS TO ME.

No mercy

day 37 of my captivity, last night i stood helplessly by as my captors indoctrinated young children to their cause..... i shall escape and when i do, i shall take my revenge on these oppressors. blog post => ALWAYS COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH SOMETHING WHEN YOU YAWN, TIS BAD MANNERS TO DO OTHERWISE.

The hunger games

day fifteen of my captivity, it seem that the other players of this ultimate frisbee are prisoners as well, and we are being forced to play for the amusement and prestige of our respective captors.MISTERIOUSLY APPEARING BREAD HMMM, SOUNDS LIKE A PROBLEM FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES, AS FOR ME I LIKE TO CONCERN MYSELF WITH MAKING BREAD DISAPPEAR.

Temporary freedom

day eight of my captivity, my captors have granted me a parole, and i was allowed to play a sport known as ultimate frisbee yesterday. and of course the book review, WHY ALL THIS PREJUDICE AGAINST JUGGLERS? I MEAN REALLY, JUGGLERS ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW. I THINK IT IS TIME TO STAND UP AND DECLARE THAT WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS! WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO WALK DOWN HALLWAYS WITHOUT SUPERVISION. IF WE WANT TO BE MONKS, THEN WE WILL BE MONKS!!

Mind over body

day seven of my captivity, they have resorted to manual labour to try and break me,but my spirit remains strong. WHAT IS THE LITTLE MONK DOING? IS HE RETURNING TO HIS FORMER JUGGLER WAYS? WHO KNOWS, FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE DICTATION BOOK! [epic music fades out]

The first escape plan

day six of my captivity, escape plans progressing nicely, they still haven't discovered the tunnel yet. in other news the obligatory blog post. CANADIAN HISTORY, IT PLEASES ME TO READ OF MY HERITAGE AND THE EXPLOITS OF MY ANCESTORS.

The beginning

day five of my captivity, they still have no idea of my escape plan. in other news i was made to read school books.......yes they have descended to such torture, and i must now write a blog of all things about them.my post as follows...... THE BOOK WAS GOOD AND TOTALLY RIVETING, IT EXPLAINED EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE, A GOOD BOOK.